Looks like oatmeal but takes like…

I am talking about the slop they feed some unlucky contestants on the reality show Big Brother. Periodically the contestants on the show are broken into two teams. These two teams then compete with eachother for the right to eat. The winning team gets to eat all kinds of goodies like lobster, steak, pizza and beer. The losing team gets to eat slop. Now when I say slop you probably think that is just a nice little name I have for the food, but in reality when I say slop I am only using the name the producers of the television show have give to the concoction.

I have never been a contestant on the show (although I think it would be fun, but from what I understand the stuff looks like oatmeal but doesn’ taste nearly as good. In case anyone wants to attempt to make their own slop I found the ingredients on the internet, they are as follows:

“Natural oats, proprietary blend of whey protein concentrate, soy protein isolate, wheat protein isolate, milk protein isolate, natural and artificial flavors, vitamins and minerals (vitamin A palmitate, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, pyridoxine hydrochloride, cyanocobalamin, vitamin D3, alpha tocopherol, niacin, biotin, pantothenic acid, calcium carbonate, magnesium oxide, zinc oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate, ferrous sulfate, folic acid, potassium iodide), cellulose gum, salt and acesulfame potassium.”

sounds tasty doesn’t it? It is actually so tasty that at times contestants actually fast in lieu of eating the concoction. During one past season a contestant needed medical attention due to refusing to eat. I am not really the biggest oatmeal fan in the world but this stuff must make oatmeal seem like filet mignon if people would rather screw with their health instead of eating it.

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